Ventriloquism through the ages.
In the Middle Ages, practising
ventriloquism could get you burned at the stake as a witch, making it a
surprisingly dangerous hobby, right up there with shark annoying and lion
tickling. It wasn't until the 19th Century that it completely lost
it's reputation for being magical, with phony mediums using it as part of their
seances, conjuring up voices from beyond the veil to placate grieving relatives
left behind... For a small (read: large) fee, of course.
Obviously these days no one would claim
there was actual magic involved unless they were in a Goosebumps novel
(and since I didn't just move to a small American town with a spooky looking
shop round the corner from my new house and I don't have to babysit my annoying
kid brother/sister, I'm going to guess I'm not). The first person to actually
create a character for his act as a ventriloquist was Joseph Askins, who spoke
to 'his invisible familiar, Little Tommy', who can thus be considered the
spiritual forerunner of ventriloquist dolls. Once some unknown hero of
ventriloquism hit on the idea of using a puppet or doll as the recipient for
their voice, the idea caught on.
We say there's no magic involved but you
can sometimes forget when you watch a master ventriloquist at work: It's easy
to imagine how people in the Middle Ages and beyond could have mistaken these
strange voices for the work of witches, demons and spirits. Ever since Edgar
Bergen and his various sidekicks made their radio (yep, radio!) debut in the
1930s, ventriloquists and their dolls have almost always been comedy duos,
relying on quick repartee and wit for their success. Bergen, and his favourite
Doll, Charlie McCarthy, weren't only radio stars: They also co-starred in
several movies and even in a comic strip, as well as appearing frequently on
television. Many of Bergen's most famous dolls, including Charlie, are
available as replicas so you can recreate their routines or write your own with
a perfect copy perched on your knee (the original Charlie's sitting pretty in
the Smithsonian, in case you were wondering, although we hear he sometimes gets
out at night for a stroll around DC).
And if you do want to get in on the ancient
art of ventriloquism (we recommend following the comedy route, rather than the
fool-people-into-thinking-you're-their-dead-grandma route – you won't get burned at the stake, but still)
you'll need more than a doll: You'll have to work out how to get all the sound
rights, too! Fortunately, in the internet age you can find all kinds of free
tips and hints that weren't available to the pioneers of the ventrolquist doll
in era of vaudeville and music hall so you can perfect your routine before you
start to pull it out at office parties (warning: Many dolls get overexcited at
parties and get their owners in trouble. They always find a way to pin it on
you, don't they?) or wherever else you fancy. We're sure there's room in the
market for ventriloquism's first YouTube star! Maybe strum a ukulele to some
Rhianna with a doll as a back-up singer and see what happens. You never know
till you try! Although, if it works, I'm taking all the credit for the idea.


