Tuesday, 3 March 2015

Celebrity dummies

Ventriloquism is the ancient art of making your voice sound like it's coming from somewhere else. It was originally used by prophets in Ancient Greece who claimed the voices were actually those of the gods, fooling the devout into parting with their hard-earned cash in exchange for communicating with the denizens of Mt. Olympus.



Of course, these days it's not so serious. No-one outside of a horror movie (or book, or TV show, or comic... they seem to get everywhere) actually thinks that the many varied voices of a great ventriloquist are coming from anywhere other than the vocal cords of the talented performer (or a less talented performer, if they're doing the old 'gottle o' geer/Alas, poor Yorick' routine, which I personally feel really livens up the last act of Hamlet). And, rather than throwing their voices into the void, a ventriloquist these days usually relies on a ventriloquist dummy to earn their living, something the Ventriloquist Dummy Union is furious about. Before dummies, performers would 'talk with their hands' (as the practice started when it was reborn in the 17th Century) but now even amateurs can get the familiar modern ventriloquist dummy of today, complete with moving eyes and other facial features, to entertain their friends and families.

Since the days of vaudeville and music hall acts, ventriloquist dummies are ubiquitous – you certainly don't see a ventriloquist without one! Surprisingly, throughout the 20th century many famous ventriloquists (and their dummies) plied their trade successfully on radio shows and even in comic strips, where you'd imagine the essential chemistry between performer and puppet would be hidden completely. However, audiences loved the wit and camaraderie of man and mannequin even when they couldn't see the performer live in action, demonstrating that the art of ventriloquism goes beyond the simple belly laughs produced at the sight of a man with a little man on his knee (although that's funny, too).

Nowadays, though ventriloquists don't often get to (co-)star in their own movies, you can combine the fun of ventriloquism with a range of celebrity impressions by getting a dummy in the shape of a famous dummy (or 'celebrities', as they're also known). It's a great way to have clean, wholesome fun, often at your own expense, and entertain friends and family of all ages – or the public, if you decide to hit the road with your new little friend.

While everyone from Goosebumps to Chucky has got in on the scary side of ventriloquist dummies (there's even a word for it – automatonophobia), there's still plenty of humour to be derived from the art, and most fears will be dispelled after the first few gags (unless they're really bad). You can find plenty of helpful tips and hints for how to ventriloquise online, including how to produce those tricky labial consonants (those that require the use of your lips, like b and p) without actually using your lips (HINT: You basically can't, you just say other consonants very quickly. If you keep up the pace and the jokes are good, no-one will be any the wiser. Just don't try to order a gottle of anything).


NOTE: Keyword called for 'ventriloquist dummys', which is not the correct spelling; I have replaced it with the more usual 'dummies'.